Saturday, October 26, 2013

Bagels can do no wrong

Nobody can make a bad decision while eating a bagel.  When you eat a bagel, life just isn't as complicated.  When you go to a bagel shop, you relax and unwind.  You can calmly think and come to good decisions.

Has anyone ever gone to get a bagel on a bad day and come out more upset?  No.
Has anyone ever plotted a kidnapping while choosing a smear?  No.
Has anyone ever gone online while eating an everything bagel with chive cream cheese to buy assault rifles, shotguns, and a thousand rounds of ammo?  I think not.

I'll be heading to get a bagel soon.  Hope to see you there.