Nobody can make a bad decision while eating a bagel. When you eat a bagel, life just isn't as complicated. When you go to a bagel shop, you relax and unwind. You can calmly think and come to good decisions.
Has anyone ever gone to get a bagel on a bad day and come out more upset? No.
Has anyone ever plotted a kidnapping while choosing a smear? No.
Has anyone ever gone online while eating an everything bagel with chive cream cheese to buy assault rifles, shotguns, and a thousand rounds of ammo? I think not.
I'll be heading to get a bagel soon. Hope to see you there.